The World's Best Dirty Jokes by Mr. "J" ($5.95 US + S&H)
Each of us has laughed at one or more of the great classics - whether it was the one about the elephant
and the canary or the one about the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter. Some of the stories will be
familiar to you. None will be heard on radio or television. But all are designed to make you smile - and, with a
little practice, you can make others laugh, too.
Wall Street: The Other Las Vegas by Nicolas Darvas (SOLD OUT!)
The Learning Annex Guide to Driving Your Woman Wild in Bed compiled and edited by Susan Wright
($8.95 US + S&H)
To say that this is a stimulating book - stimulating to the reader and to those women who will enjoy their
partner's newfound confidence - is quite an understatement. Even the most sophisticated man will want to know:
"Where Did I Come From?" (The facts of life without any nonsense and with illustrations) by Peter Mayle
($8.95 US + S&H)
Dr. Spock says: "I give this book top grades for humanness and honesty. Some parents will find that
its humorousness helps them over the embarrassment. Others may be offended."
The Science Fiction Stories of Jack London ($9.95 US/$11.95 Canada + S&H)
Jack London (1876-1916) has long been one of the world's most popular writers, best remembered for
his stories of the Northland, including The Call of the Wild and White Fang. However, London also ventured
into a number of other genres with spectacular results. The Science Fiction Stories of Jack London is a
collection of London's lesser-known, but just as memorable, works of fiction. In stories like "The Star Rover,"
"The Iron Heel," "Before Adam," "The Shadow and the Flash," and ten others, readers will be surprised to
discover London's genius an imagination heading into new realms.
How I Made $2,000,000 in the Stock Market by Nicolas Darvas SOLD OUT until further notice!
How to Make Money in Stocks: A Winning System in Good Times or Bad by William J. O'Neil, Founder of
Investor's Business Daily ($10.95 US + S&H)
Whether you have $500 or $500,000 to invest, William O'Neils proven C-A-N S-L-I-M system can help
you multiply your money and protect your financial future. Based on a 40-year study of the most successful
stocks of all time, C-A-N S-L-I-M is an easy-to-use tool for picking the winners and reducing risks in today's
volatile economic environment. In addition, you'll find all the guidance you need on the entire investment
process, from picking your broker to diversifying your portfolio to making a million owning mutual funds.
Making Dollars with Pennies: How the Small Investor Can Beat the Wizards on Wall Street by R. Max Bowser,
editor of The Bowser Report ($19.95 US + S&H)
Max invests his own money in his penny stock recommendations. He started his portfolio investment in June, 1986.
He invested $4,454 of his personal money. In ten years the value grew to nearly $40,000, almost a 791% gain.
His recommendations are clear-cut and well supported by analysis. This book reveals Max's successful game plan.
Moe Howard & the 3 Stooges by Moe Howard ($17.95 US + S&H)
The pictorial biography of the wildest trio in the history of American entertainment. Over 200 8-1/2x11
pages of photographs and stories from as early as the turn of the century.
My Amazing Discovery: A True Rags-to-Riches Story by Walter V. Honek ($29.95 US +
S&H)
Walter V. Honek was born in Czechoslovakia in 1955 and lived under communism for 29 years before
escaping to Italy and, from there, to the U.S. While working as an unskilled laborer, he realized that he had to
have his own business to attain any kind of financial freedom. He spent money regularly on "get-rich-quick"
schemes, but none of them produced the promised wealth, and many were worthless. Eventually, it occurred to
him that selling information by mail could work for him, just as it had for less honest entrepreneurs. The mistakes
he made along the way are described right along with his successes. Over 400 pages of essential advice for
anyone involved or interested in a direct-mail business.
Rose Madder by Stephen King (hardcover - $5.00 US +
S&H)
A hardcover copy for the price of a paperback - or less!
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